10. Discovering the universe contains a "maybe".
9. Collaborating with Timothy Leary on the "8 circuit" model.
8. Resurrecting the careers of Nikola Tesla and Wilhelm Reich.
7. Phenomenological experiences with drugs and tantric sex.
6. Communicating with Dogon-like gods from Sirius.
5. Influencing global conspiracy and alternative subcultures.
4. Developing the new field of Quantum Psychology.
3. Defining the Power Elite as yourself and your friends.
2. Documenting the malfunctions of "social reality".
1. Deciphering the Final Secret of the Illuminati.