U.S. City Issues IDs To Illegal Immigrants

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/64320

New Haven, CT is the first city in the nation to offer ID cards to illegal immigrants, thus granting them privileges such as library cards and bank accounts. What do you think?

Carl Richmond,
First Aid Instructor
"But I have always been told that immigrants have no identity."

Waylon Helstrom,
Baker
"Oh, great. Now the library waiting list for The Secret will be months."

Patty Walker,
Drywaller
"It's bad enough they're taking the jobs I don't want, but now they're getting the services I don't use!"