By Guest Blogger
Posted on April 27, 2007, Printed on April 27, 2007
http://www.alternet.org/bloggers//51129/
Editor's note: this is a guest post from Roy at Alicublog
Gosh, the Perfesser sure is laying it on thick with the gun posts, isn't he? Columbine in the New River Valley really put the zap on his head.
Clearly the poor man is suffering from Posse-Comitatus-itis, a disorder characterized by itchy trigger fingers. As long as the fit is on him, we will never hear the end of his plaintive cries for universal gun ownership -- by force if necessary.
Fortunately I know the cure:
Bring back the Black Panthers! In the 60s there was no more outspoken group of gun-rights enthusiasts. The Panthers marched in state capitols, bravely brandishing their firearms in defiance of those that would take away their Second Amendment rights.
No swifter cure for Posse-Comitatus-itis has been found! Soon open-carry laws were shutting down all over the place -- including California, where the sight of black folk with firearms worked so effectively on Governor Ronald Reagan's Posse-Comitatus-itis that he signed the Mulford Act.
Displays of armed negritude will work like lightning on the Perfesser's condition, and on the cracker community he serves.
Then we'll only have to think of ways to get him to shut up about everything else.
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